Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
the show about white people in NY
eating pickles and shit

 In fact, I see Peri every single day of my life now. She lives next door to me. She is working on a show right now and so am I. So our families have dinner together every night. One family cooks and then the other family cooks so it’s a bit like living in a commune. She has two children, six-year-old twin daughters; one of her girls is in the same class as my son. So we do the cooking and the carpooling, if she’s working, I’ll text her and say ‘don’t worry, I’ve got dinner tonight, Peri.’ We text each other constantly – ‘am I cooking or are you. What do you have?’ It’s absolutely blissful. It really is; we’re like a blended family.- Jane Leeves [x]

In fact, I see Peri every single day of my life now. She lives next door to me. She is working on a show right now and so am I. So our families have dinner together every night. One family cooks and then the other family cooks so it’s a bit like living in a commune. She has two children, six-year-old twin daughters; one of her girls is in the same class as my son. So we do the cooking and the carpooling, if she’s working, I’ll text her and say ‘don’t worry, I’ve got dinner tonight, Peri.’ We text each other constantly – ‘am I cooking or are you. What do you have?’ It’s absolutely blissful. It really is; we’re like a blended family.- Jane Leeves [x]

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can’t wait to see veep lose the best comedy series emmy to a drama on monday!!!!!!!!

tags → #GET IN MY BED #bb16 

Zach’s eviction speech and getting evicted (FRUIT LOOPS)

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tags → #bb16 #BABE #ICONIC 
zach’s exit ( we’ll miss you, you fruit loop dingus ♡ )

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tags → #bb16 #ICONIC 



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