Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst and wishes she was JLD. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own apartment' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
the show about white people in NY
eating pickles and shit
tags → #Seinfeld #same 

jocastus christ + victoria lost botb so i’m officially done with bb16 bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tags → #bb16 #iconic 
tags → #Seinfeld #idiots 

jocazta:

zach called nicole a fruit loop dingus superfan who didn’t see it coming

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(Source: blahblahbigbrother)

tags → #bb16 #:') 
WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

tags → #SNL #gary kroeger #woah 
selfevicting:

There has never been a more perfect houseguest

selfevicting:

There has never been a more perfect houseguest

Jerry Seinfeld AMA

Dude on Reddit: Do you ever think of doing more with Seinfeld? I love the show and think a reunion episode or a sequel somehow would be amazing.
Jerry: I think you're wrong. I think it would be lame, and I think it would be an embarrassment to the nice place that the show occupies. I'm absolutely happy keeping it the way it is. You can't keep asking for more of certain things, you know? one of the keys to life is having a sense of proportion, knowing how long to sit at a restaurant after you've eaten, or how long you should go on vacation - if you go to Hawaii for a month on vacation, I guarantee you that by the end you'll hate it. So it's the same with a TV show, you want to do a certain amount of it, so that when people look back on it and they love it. I could have easily done the show for one or two or three more years, but it would have changed the way people look back at it. I think I made the right decision. Because people like the show now even more than they did in the 1990s, because it didn't get worn out.