Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
actually i'm the president now
but thx

"She was another woman who meant so much to me. When we were doing 30 Rock and we needed to cast Jane Krakowski’s estranged Florida dirtbag mother and I thought, ‘My god, do you think we could get Jan Hooks?’ Because she’s an idol of mine, from the Sweeney Sisters to the Miss Self Esteem Pageant. Just the funniest woman ever. And I was like, ‘Do you we could get her? And the answer was like, ‘Yeah, you can get her.’ She was living in Woodstock. And the phone was not ringing.

We called her and said, ‘Do you want to do this?’ And she was like, ‘OK?’ She was actually a little shy about jumping back into the game. And she came down and she was so funny. We did a scene where Jenna and her mother are reunited and they’ve been estranged, but they decide to sing their duet that they used to sing in pageants when Jenna was a child. And it was a mother and a daughter singing to each other: “Do that to me one more time…” (Laughter) And it was so funny and the crew was so mesmerized. It was all at once the most ridiculous and heartbreaking and beautiful, this weird mother-daughter relationship. And I’m so proud of it.

It made me sad when she passed, and it made me mad at the time how available she was. Jan should have had a bigger career. Jan deserved a big movie career. Certainly as big as Rob Schneider’s (expletive) career. She was a bigger star on SNL.”

Tina Fey on the late Jan Hooks. (via conworthylemon)

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

sarahksilvermans:

Tina Fey & Steve Carell at ELLE’s 21st Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel on October 20, 2014 in Beverly Hills, CA.

sarahksilvermans:

Tina Fey & Steve Carell at ELLE’s 21st Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel on October 20, 2014 in Beverly Hills, CA.

(Source: missemmathompson)

tags → #Seinfeld 
tags → #Seinfeld #same 
tags → #Veep #queen 

informal poll

shmeards:

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

tags → #i'm WEEPING 

(Source: mystyledope)