Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst and wishes she was JLD. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own apartment' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
the show about white people in NY
eating pickles and shit

sharkeisha:

Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)

this isn’t funny it’s just horrible

(Source: roopop)

tags → #Seinfeld #same 
tags → #Seinfeld 
Interviewer: Enough Said was such a great film—do you and [director] Nicole Holofcener have any plans to team up again?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: We actually do. We’re trying to get that going now as a matter of fact. We hope to work together again in the not too distant future.

(Source: justinpaultheroux)

okay this might be too specific to ask but I have this image of JLD laughing with her wrist kind of underneath her nose as she's chuckling its really bothering me maybe you can tell me
Anonymous

I’m not really sure what you’re asking? 

tags → #sorry! 
tags → #Seinfeld #need 
tags → #Seinfeld 

backdoorteenmom:

y0ureaslutpig:

omfg this was the moment i have been waiting for.

http://media.tumblr.com/3a8a362155b0aa4665a49ea048d8e431/tumblr_mjlssmxwnH1rosb88o3_250.gif

tags → #rhony #ICONIC