Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
actually i'm the president now
but thx
I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic… It’s a pleasure!
tags → #Seinfeld 
19!
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19) How old were you when you started watching?

I’ve been watching my entire life, my dad let me watch whatever I wanted when he was around

tags → #brittaferry 
12!
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12) If you could work at SNL, what would you do?

cry tbh

1, 2, 5, 17
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1) Who are your 5 favorite male cast members?

Eddie Murphy, Bill Hader, Norm Macdonald, Jimmy Fallon, Martin Short

(answered 2 already)

5) Who are your top 3 recurring characters?

Stefon, Church Lady, Wayne’s World

17) What is your favorite thing about SNL?

Can’t choose tbh

2, 7, 9, 20
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2) Who are your 5 favorite female cast members?

Gilda Radner, Tina Fey, Jan Hooks, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon

7) Who are 3 people you think should host this season?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bill Murray, Amy Schumer

9) Are there any cast members you liked their SNL career but not their post-SNL career? Any you like better after SNL?

There hasn’t been anyone that I’ve despised post-SNL, and for the second question, HRH Queen JLD obvs.

20) Which “fired” SNL cast member do you think deserved a second chance?

MICHAELA WATKINS

tags → #judysgarland 

Let’s do an SNL Ask!

livefrommyhouse:

  1. Who are your 5 favorite male castmembers?
  2. Who are your 5 favorite female castmembers?
  3. What do you think of Lorne Michaels?
  4. What is your favorite sketch/character to only appear once?
  5. Who are your top 3 recurring characters?
  6. What is your favorite monologue? 
  7. Who are 3 people you think should host this season?
  8. If you could redesign the stage, what would you do?
  9. Are there any castmembers you liked their SNL career but not their post-SNL career? Any you like better after SNL?
  10. Which current castmember are you most worried about?
  11. Thoughts on the new Update team?
  12. If you could work at SNL, what would you do?
  13. Who is your favorite musical guest?
  14. Who is your favorite host?
  15. Which of Stefon’s clubs is your favorite?
  16. Who is your favorite political impression?
  17. What is your favorite thing about SNL?
  18. Have you ever been to SNL?
  19. How old were you when you started watching?
  20. Which “fired” SNL castmember do you think deserved a second chance?

BB: Donny- you’ve been knocked out!