Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
actually i'm the president now
but thx
tags → #Seinfeld #idiots 
deborahfeingoldphoto:

© deborah feingold photography
Madeline Kahn 1994

deborahfeingoldphoto:

© deborah feingold photography

Madeline Kahn 1994

tags → #madeline kahn 
tags → #Seinfeld #SAME 

why do people hate on sarah jessica parker so much she has done nothing but stay in her lane her entire life??? some of y’all out here calling her a horse look like you were the first one in the stable but that’s none of my business

tags → #Seinfeld #same 
Artist: Aretha Franklin
Album: Aretha Franklin Sings the Great Diva Classics
Song: Rolling In the Deep (The Aretha Version)
Plays: 6,766

Aretha Franklin | Rolling In The Deep (Adele Cover)

(Source: ghostofleo)

tags → #Y E S #GOD 
tags → #Seinfeld #idiots 

(Source: slayerage)

tags → #Frasier #ROZ DOYLE 

(Source: jakeparalta)

tags → #b99