Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
actually i'm the president now
but thx

How the fuck do you screw up a handshake Mike? It’s four fingers and a thumb! 

(Source: shotsofrum)

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It’s time to pull out the secret weapons. I thought they banned those during the Cold War.

politoparty replied to your post: anonymous said:where is the gif o…

oscar contenders……………

um do you know how painful it was for me to type that like can we not

where is the gif of JLD on your main page from?
Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqGcdLz4948

from a series of short films the NYT did with oscar contenders last year

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LITERALLY ME