Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.
(I am not Anna Chlumsky.)
This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld
and snark, so apologies in advance.
"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon
REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine
, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.
"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi
"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni
"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.
"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own room' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA